- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Fat? Jesse Z

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's your blood type? Red.

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