"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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I asked her where you were.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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