- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A gay man watches football.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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