- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

women's rights.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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