- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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