- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

I'm Polish.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Hello.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A gay man watches football.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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