What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Knock, knock. Come in.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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