- Anti Joke

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.