- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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