What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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