- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

I wrote a funny joke.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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