- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A pope meets another one

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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