- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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