A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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