- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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