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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Pickle

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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