Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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