- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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