(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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