How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Whats cold and frozen? ice

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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