- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A miserable man committed suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

You know what's cool? Yep.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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