- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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