- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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