When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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