Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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