what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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outside your comfort zone

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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i'm hard

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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