a blind man walks into a wall

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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