A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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