- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

there once was a black man who played basketball

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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