What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Turkey Balls

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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