- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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