Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

woman's rights

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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