What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Tony Romo

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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