- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Chris Bosh's neck

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

human centipede

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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