What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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