- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

A: Knock Knock B: 7

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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