- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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