Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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