- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A russian gives away vodka.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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