- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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