one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Anti Joke

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