- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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