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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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