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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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