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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A seal walks into a club.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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