- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

guess what? bannanas

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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