- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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