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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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