- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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salad days!

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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