Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

star wars kid

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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