How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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