- Anti Joke

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

whats green and lives in the water

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!