- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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