- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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