- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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