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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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