What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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read this sentence again.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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The Labour Party.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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