CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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