Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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