- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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