What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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