- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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