An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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sky silverstein

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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