Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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A black man walks out of a police station

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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