Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Anti Joke

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