What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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