- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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