What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Please ignore this statement.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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