- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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