- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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