- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why so serious ?

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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