A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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good looking women

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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