- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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