- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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