Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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