- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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