What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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