Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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