- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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