Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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A bar walks into a man

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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