- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

i hate non minorities!

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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