Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Anti Joke

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