- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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