How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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