why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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