Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Poker face

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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