what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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