- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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