- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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