How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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