Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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