Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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