How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Lololol

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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