How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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