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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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