Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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