I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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