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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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