roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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