- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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