Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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