your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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